Posted by
Catmman on Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:51:14 AM
Funniest
Image of the Day! Think Jor-El (Supeman's dad) putting his infant son in a spaceship...
Young Gore sets out for his new home, where the sky is clear,
the water is clean, and there are no Republicans
"On his new planet, Kal-Al's Earth physiology will react to the radiation of a differently colored sun, causing him to develop abilities far beyond those of mortal men," political analyst Sig Schuster said. "He will be faster than a speeding Prius, stronger than the existing Superfund program, and able to leap mountains of red tape in a single bound. These superpowers will sustain him in his never-ending battle against conservatives, wealthy industrialists, and other environmental supervillains."
Funny how that "spaceship" looks more l;ike a George Foreman Grill...
BWAHAhahhahahaha!